Your momma jokes

[Paranoid]

Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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[Quit]

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing we are family

[burekhunter]

Your mum is so fat that when she steps on libra it writes her phone number xD

[SA_SHOOTER]

yo momma's so fat that if she walks the buildings are shaking

[Littleman]

Yo moma is so fat, that when she walks she breaks the rictor scale

[Matt]

Yo moma so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said '1 Person at a Time'


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[Littleman]

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

[Ryan_Cook]

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale the scale begs her to get off