Author Topic: Your momma jokes (Read 8160 times)

Paranoid · « **on:** October 03, 2012, 02:09:35 pm »

Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

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Quit · « **Reply #1 on:** October 03, 2012, 02:16:21 pm »

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing we are family

burekhunter · « **Reply #2 on:** October 03, 2012, 06:40:17 pm »

Your mum is so fat that when she steps on libra it writes her phone number xD

SA_SHOOTER · « **Reply #3 on:** October 11, 2012, 06:46:41 pm »

yo momma's so fat that if she walks the buildings are shaking

Littleman · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2012, 03:09:12 pm »

Yo moma is so fat, that when she walks she breaks the rictor scale

Matt · « **Reply #5 on:** October 14, 2012, 09:35:38 pm »

Yo moma so fat that when she stepped on the scales it said '1 Person at a Time'

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Littleman · « **Reply #6 on:** December 14, 2012, 04:55:20 pm »

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

Ryan_Cook · « **Reply #7 on:** December 25, 2014, 04:12:57 am »

Yo momma so fat when she steps on the scale the scale begs her to get off