heey guys, its me

lately i have been playing with Video making.
i am using Sony vegas and Adobe after effects and i think i have come to a point where i could help you guys.
if you have loads of idea's for video's but you have no idea how to make them.
i would love to make them for you, just get the footage and i will do my magic.

some of my work:

Sony vegas editing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqyWiAKKpis

adobe after effects work:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5Vsjg1Ya04


send me a forum pm or a IRC pm and we could discuss it

Heey guys,

i wanna ask you to check my youtube channel out.
please give me your thoughts!

my channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/paranoidcrrpg

well simple,

tell me what you think about woman.
are they a pain in the ass or the most beautifull creatures to roam the earth.

and also, what does a relationship need to succeed.

    
09:20   Paranoid   tits
09:20   Aaron_Ewing   Boobies
09:21   Paranoid   JUGS
09:22   Aaron_Ewing   Hooters
09:22   Paranoid   fantastic milkbags
09:22   Aaron_Ewing   Honkers
09:23   Paranoid   BEWBIES
09:28   Aaron_Ewing   High Beams
09:31   Paranoid   Headlights
09:31   Aaron_Ewing   Fun bags
09:32   Paranoid   Front bumpers
09:32   Aaron_Ewing   Balloons
09:33   Paranoid   woman's charm
09:35   Aaron_Ewing   I am out of boobie names
09:36   Paranoid   Character
09:36   Paranoid   I WIN

i took the liberty to make a video for ECNR.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amzc_xkpkyw

Please enjoy the 1080p

We are still waiting for this server to air,

PLEASE HURRY I AM SOOO FUCKING CURIOUS ABOUT THE WORK GRANDMASTER WATAKI DID

i decided to start a project called: "Paranoids house that is better then anyone else their house."

day 1:

13(14:13:53) <07%EGCM> paranoidnl fell out of the world

i fell through the earth because of a bug, now i lost Allot of expensive stuff

i lost my Dia hat and shoes.
my quantum legs
2 regular diamonds
my lappack
my dia sword
my dia drill
9 ruby
and some other stuff.

i would like to see it returned

I build a LV solar array automated process, now only with the push of the button the machines makes me solar arrays (if all items are there)

How to survive your first days.

if you are like TL;DR, here is a vid that the yogcast made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UdEFmxRmNE
Minecraft wiki Guide: http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Tutorials/Beginner%27s_guide

Essentials

the most important things you need the first nights are: Wood, Coal/charcoal and food.

The first night.

When you Spawn its important to start gathering wood at an instance, Wood is essential for your survival.
make sure you Mark the Spawn, Tekkit has Rei's minimap with an Marking function this could be very usefull.

Find a suitable location for your House, if you dont want it destroyed constantly make sure you are far from the spawn.
an ideal spot would be a place with no tree's but will be Connected to a forest.
My own personal favorite is the swamp .

when you found the spot you love start gathering wood and build your house.
make it an simple 8x8 house.
Optinional: you could also dig into a hill and make a Cave house.
when it is finished make a work bench.
You make a Work bench by placing 4 logs in the 2x2 Crafting box in your inventory, which you can access by E or I or whatever you choose for your inventory key.


the Crafting Table is the most important item in the game.

after finishing the crafting table you will have to make a Pickaxe, shovel and a Axe.
those are key to your survival further on in the game.

*will be finished another time*

I decided to have a out of the blue roleplay fight with marshall, this is how it went.

(12:28:19) <Paranoid> DING DING DING
(12:28:22) <Paranoid> ROUND 1
(12:28:23) <Paranoid> FIGHT
(12:28:33) <Marshall> HHEE
(12:28:44) * Paranoid Punches Marshall in the face with a Huge Uppercut
(12:29:10) <Paranoid> Roleplay Your way out of this fight
(12:29:20) * Paranoid Marshall takes heavy damage and falls to the ground
(12:30:40) * Marshall gets up and throws my pokeball' at Paranoid's head and say's Go Jigglypuff!
(12:31:21) * Paranoid Kicks the living shit out of JIgglypuff
(12:31:25) * Paranoid Jigglypuff faints
(12:32:19) * Marshall returns jigglypuff to it's pokeball and takes out pokeball and says "Go Squirtle"!
(12:32:39) * Marshall tells Squirtle to use water attack!
(12:32:59) * Marshall Paranoid faints and drowns from all the water!
(12:33:00) * Paranoid is dutch so he can swim, Water attack does no damage
(12:35:23) * Paranoid Paranoid Slowly swims to Squirtle and grabs squirtle by the shell
(12:35:47) * Marshall runs and grabs on to squirtle for dear life!
(12:36:04) * Marshall return to your pokeball squirtle!
(12:36:07) * Paranoid Is holding on to squirtle
(12:36:20) * Marshall squirtle gets back in!
(12:36:22) * Paranoid gets sucked into the pokeball with squirtle
(12:36:36) * Marshall wins
(12:37:11) * Paranoid Kicks the living shit out of squirtle and uses Pickacu his technique to get out of the pokeball
(12:37:27) * Paranoid Marshall is stunned by the explosion in his pants
(12:38:30) * Marshall faints
(12:38:50) * Marshall and goes unconsusions
(12:38:59) * Paranoid Grabs Marshall and throws him over the shoulder
(12:39:20) * Paranoid Climbs the Empire state building with Marshall on his back
(12:39:44) * Paranoid reaches the top and is preparing for his final attack on Marshall
(12:41:03) * Marshall then out of nowhere captain american flys and grabs Marshall by his leg and gets him to safety.
(12:41:41) * Paranoid takes out a 0.50 Cal Barreta and Aims for Captain america's head
(12:41:46) * Paranoid pulls the trigger
(12:43:29) * Marshall captain america falls out of the sky and Marshall is safe on the on the ground
(12:43:50) * Marshall runs quickly to a car and hotwires it and drives away
(12:44:16) * Paranoid Suprisingly Transformes into a Huge Eagle
(12:44:30) * Paranoid Flies away and goes towards Marshall and his car
(12:45:09) * Marshall transformes his car into a tank
(12:45:36) * Marshall attaches guided rocket on to it
(12:45:43) * Paranoid Is scared by the sudden transformation of the car
(12:45:54) * Marshall blasts Paranoid out of the sky.
(12:46:26) * Paranoid Is laying wounded and bleeding on the floor
(12:46:34) * Paranoid he transforms back to a Normal person
(12:46:50) * Marshall quickly gets out
(12:47:07) * Marshall runs up to Paranoid and stabs him with a stake and a hammer
(12:47:24) * Marshall yell's "Die Vampire, DIE!
(12:47:47) * Paranoid is sad that marshall could not see the difference between a Wereeagle and a Vampire
(12:48:07) * Paranoid blows out his last breath and dies peacefully
(12:48:50) * Marshall says bye friend.

Player Name:
Kicadsfs

Description of what they done:
Cash Hax

Picture Evidence
10(16:31:18) <07%ECNR2> [CONNECT] Kicadsfs (3) Has Joined Enigma's Cops'n'Robbers v1.1
10(16:31:37) <07%ECNR1> [SPAWN] Kicadsfs (3).
10(16:31:38) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** Kicadsfs(3) money has increased from $0 to $7500 ( 7500 ) Location: LVPD HQ
10(16:31:52) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** Kicadsfs(3) money has increased from $7500 to $1000000 ( 992500 ) Location: LVPD HQ

Player Name:
soufaine

Description of what they done:
Cash hax

Picture Evidence
10(16:24:24) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $7277 to $7676 ( 399 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:25) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $7676 to $7874 ( 198 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:26) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $7874 to $8571 ( 697 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:27) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $8571 to $9269 ( 698 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:37) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $9269 to $9967 ( 698 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:40) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $9967 to $10266 ( 299 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:41) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $10266 to $10765 ( 499 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:42) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $10765 to $11263 ( 498 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:43) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $11263 to $11661 ( 398 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:44) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $11661 to $12259 ( 598 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:45) <07%ECNR1> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $12259 to $12558 ( 299 ) Location: Ballyfermot
10(16:24:46) <07%ECNR2> 04**(CASH INCREASE)** soufaine(2) money has increased from $12558 to $12857 ( 299 ) Location: Ballyfermot

Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

BE CREATIVE

My suggestion is simple.

Red criminals should get score for killing cops, mainly because: as soon as you get red you will have the problem of the cops always being on ya ass, you wont have any time to do a robbery or a Terrorist attack.

you are not able to make score when getting chased.
so i say: Give the red score for killing cops BUT restrict this for when they get 300 score or more this to make sure it wont be abused, since 300 score is the req for reg i think this is a very good guideline

Tell me what ya think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x-3GGlNXJo&feature=youtu.be

Name Introducing: Paranoid, a ECNR member

http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6358781/bafb4b02/hitler_doet_gangnam_style.html

Hitler doing dem gangnam stylez

congratulation aaron_ewing on your adminship.

do your job with honour.

(did this since nobody else did it)

i will be less active since i have a 5 day, 8 till 5 internship.
it started this week. and currently i am tired as fuck.

maybe when i get used to the rithme i will be back more active but currently i am tired as fuck when i return home.


Greetz Paranoid

well read the story and you will understand

this is how to troll

11(18:38:47) <09+Saw>    q  jvfodp[ bhfieowpq[] bghfuiowpqa[ bgyrueiwopq BGYRE9W0Q BGHFUE0W-Q BGYFUEIWOAP[ bgyfuioswp[a bgyrueiowpa bgfueisoap;' bbgfuidosp;' bhgfudisoa:" bvhjdksla;' NVHUFIDSOPA;' NVJCDKSLA;/b vhfdisopa;' bhvjdsoap; b bhvfidosap bvghfdjskal:
11(18:38:51) <09+Saw> O_O
11(18:38:52) <09+Paranoid> Ey saw
11(18:38:53) <09+Paranoid> ODNT
11(18:38:54) <09+Paranoid> DONT
11(18:38:56) <09+Paranoid> AINT COOL
11(18:39:00) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:39:02) <09+Paranoid> you nickalerted me like 20 times there
11(18:39:09) <09+Saw> how
11(18:39:18) <09+Paranoid> go read
11(18:39:22) <09+Saw> i didnt say your name
11(18:39:26) <09+Paranoid> read it
11(18:39:29) <09+Paranoid> READ IT GOOD
11(18:39:55) <09+Beadle> Who is here
11(18:39:56) <09+Beadle> Saw?
11(18:39:57) <09+Beadle> k
11(18:40:08) <09+Saw> i still dont see your name
11(18:40:12) <09+Saw>
11(18:40:19) <09+Saw> anyway sorry didnt mean too
11(18:40:29) <09+Paranoid> LOL i just wasted a few seconds of your life XD
11(18:40:39) <09+Saw> bitch
11(18:40:45) <09+Paranoid> hahahahhaa
11(18:40:50) <09+Paranoid> Trolololololol

His revenge

11(18:41:02) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:02) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1336 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:02) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:03) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:03) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:04) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:05) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:05) <09+Paranoid> yeah
11(18:41:05) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:06) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:08) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:08) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1337 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:10) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:10) <09+Beadle> Spam
11(18:41:11) <09+Beadle> Reported
11(18:41:14) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:14) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1338 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:15) <09+Beadle> You have 1 warning
11(18:41:16) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:18) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:20) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:20) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1339 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:22) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:24) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:26) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:26) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1340 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:28) <09+Paranoid> .down Saw
11(18:41:28) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:30) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:32) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:32) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1341 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:34) <09+Saw> ok
11(18:41:36) <09+Saw> i just nick alerted you 20 times P:

this is how i TOOK my revenge back



11(18:42:43) <09+Paranoid> Well yesterday i saw a HUGE ASS saw in the shed
11(18:42:49) <09+Saw> oh anyway Paranoid, lol, how have yove been?
11(18:42:56) <09+Saw> you've*
11(18:43:11) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:43:18) <09+Paranoid> so i took that saw and started sawing some planks out of a log i saw on the ground
11(18:43:23) <09+Saw> injoy your food Beadle|food
11(18:43:44) <09+Saw> really
11(18:43:46) <09+Saw> !!!!!!
11(18:43:48) <09+Paranoid> while i  was sawing the planks my friend sawhn walked in with a gread idea
11(18:43:52) <09+Saw> your nickalerting me
11(18:43:54) <09+Paranoid> greatI
11(18:43:55) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:44:03) <09+Saw> and
11(18:44:10) <09+Paranoid> LETS SAW A WOMAN IN HALF he said
11(18:44:17) <09+Paranoid> well i was like
11(18:44:20) <09+Saw> i know your doing it on purpose
11(18:44:21) <09+Paranoid> LETS SAW THAT BITCH IN HALF
11(18:44:39) <09+GoR> Loooooooooooooool;/
11(18:44:58) <09+Paranoid> soo me and my friend started looking for a nice women to saw in half
11(18:45:20) <09+Saw> I was paranoid that my paranoid brother would be pulled over by a stupid paranoid officer
11(18:45:23) <09+Saw> XD
11(18:45:26) <09+Paranoid> after a while we came accros a lovely lady which i never saw before
11(18:45:44) <09+Paranoid> so me and my friend followed here a bit
11(18:46:05) <09+Paranoid> and all of a sudden we saw this HUGEE guy with a big axe
11(18:46:22) <09+Saw> im putting Paranoid  on my ignore list
11(18:46:31) <09+Paranoid> but still we needed a woman to saw in half so after a while she stopped at a shop
11(18:46:48) <09+Paranoid> we saw her buying a nice pink sweather and some pink socks
11(18:47:16) <09+Paranoid> at the checkout we confronted her with out plan... after she saw the scetch my friend had drawn she agreed
11(18:47:17) <09+Paranoid> soo
11(18:47:20) <09+Paranoid> the next week
11(18:47:36) <09+Paranoid> we started practicing the sawing in half of a woman.... and now
11(18:47:49) <09+Paranoid> my friend Teller and me Pen... are master magicians