Hi, victims. Greetings to all my old friends and hello to the noobs I'm gonna kill. Got to talking with Enigma tonight and thought I'd make an appearance with him this coming Friday. Its the day after a test, so I'll be extra homicidal Which means more chaos and senseless violence. I expect the Black Hand to be around because, lets face it, a murder isn't a murder unless its a mass murder. Of course, everyone is invited to this coming Freaky Fuck Friday or whatever its called. Just be there, or be raped, killed, corpse raped, skull fucked, skinned, worn, impersonated, and ultimately raped again. Why? Because it brings a smile to my face And I hate you all.

Much love,
TheMotherFuckingAuthenticJoker

PS Go fuck yourselves.