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General Server Discussion / Re: What's loneliness?
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:54:39 pm »
Loneliness?
Loneliness is a disease, an illness.
Loneliness is a scythe that rakes at your heart everyday; it will torment you until you cannot take it any more.
Loneliness will confuse you; it will make you turn against people, out of paranoia that they will leave you alone. Again.
Just when you think you have beaten it, Loneliness will watch from the shadows. Watch you, as you descend ever deeper into a false sense of elation, only to snatch it away when you begin to heal.
it will change you; break you. Listen to it, for it knows what is best for you. Obey, and be lonely.
Loneliness.
It's a vice; a tourniquet...
And I love it.
Loneliness is a disease, an illness.
Loneliness is a scythe that rakes at your heart everyday; it will torment you until you cannot take it any more.
Loneliness will confuse you; it will make you turn against people, out of paranoia that they will leave you alone. Again.
Just when you think you have beaten it, Loneliness will watch from the shadows. Watch you, as you descend ever deeper into a false sense of elation, only to snatch it away when you begin to heal.
it will change you; break you. Listen to it, for it knows what is best for you. Obey, and be lonely.
Loneliness.
It's a vice; a tourniquet...
And I love it.
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Fixed / Bug - C4 Object Cloning
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:45:40 pm »
Description:
When planting C4 in locations such as Byrners' Casino and the ship, the C4 object does not disappear after blowing up, so the object just stacks up:
And up...
And up.
I haven't tested any other places like Eggland Bank yet. Only the ship and Byrners' Casino.
When planting C4 in locations such as Byrners' Casino and the ship, the C4 object does not disappear after blowing up, so the object just stacks up:
And up...
And up.
I haven't tested any other places like Eggland Bank yet. Only the ship and Byrners' Casino.
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Games / Re: Stupidity
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:37:30 pm »How many chicks i can fuck before i die?
over 9000
Once upon a time / there was a man named "Gerard" / Gerard was Polish.
Gerard was quite strange / he liked to diddle people / so diddle he did.
Until one fine day / from a very sticky place / Gerard shit himself.
My question is this: hw can dis coment exist if der r onli 7 Merts on urth?
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Games / Re: Steal the money from the person above you
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:27:49 pm »Found your hideout,wanked on your face,and robbe...
nvm not enough /robskill
Jumped through the window, causing fragments of glass to embed themselves in your face; you couldn't get them out as you were too busy checking your /robskill.
I jump into your pocket and absorb the cash, before planting a c4 to hide the...
nvm, not enough /tskill.
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Games / Re: Describe the person above you.
« on: March 18, 2015, 09:20:46 pm »
So terror
A Sexy Turkish beast, who may or may not be under threat of being blown up by ISIS.
Please dont get blown up
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General Information / Re: Most memorable moment at ECNR
« on: November 28, 2014, 10:01:28 pm »
Yeah.
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General Server Discussion / Birthday Happy!
« on: September 11, 2014, 10:00:13 pm »
Just like to wish Mr. Tom Fox, aka LSPDChiefOfPolice a happy 33rd birthday! This calls for one thing...
Birthday Mutton!
I would have done a better job Photo-shopping this, but I don't have Photoshop, so yeah. Sorry about that.
I literally had to use Microsoft Word to edit those candles in, because all the software on my computer fucked off on the one time I needed it.
Birthday Mutton!
I would have done a better job Photo-shopping this, but I don't have Photoshop, so yeah. Sorry about that.
I literally had to use Microsoft Word to edit those candles in, because all the software on my computer fucked off on the one time I needed it.
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Games / Re: Download Speed.
« on: August 23, 2014, 11:10:27 pm »THINK OF THE PORN GOD DAMNIT!!!
Ok, lets do some working out.
Lets say the porn is in HDV 720 format with a resolution of 1280x720, and about 10 minutes long, the file size of which would be roughly 1.83 GB.
So, 4,262,705,664 (The down-speed shown in the picture) divided by 1.83, gives us 2,329,347,357.
So, if I'm not mistaken, that's 2,329,347,357 porn clips downloaded per second; you would need a 4.0 ExaByte Hard drive to hold all that porn.
So yeah.
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Games / Download Speed.
« on: August 23, 2014, 12:16:51 pm »
You guys wish you had internet like this:
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General Server Discussion / Re: TomanueLLos situation
« on: August 01, 2014, 04:48:38 pm »
TomanueLLos seems to think that IRC is a rank, hence why he wants the name change, as he thinks it will give him some sort of status or precedence over other players.
It is clear that he doesn't speak very good English, so it needs to be explained to him, preferably by an admin, what is acceptable to post, and what isn't, and in what situation may a post be considered spam/irrelevant.
It is clear that he doesn't speak very good English, so it needs to be explained to him, preferably by an admin, what is acceptable to post, and what isn't, and in what situation may a post be considered spam/irrelevant.
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General Server Discussion / Re: How to?
« on: July 12, 2014, 11:42:39 am »
I don't think any of the browser IRCs work, you'll have to use a client, such as Mirc or Icechat.
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Rule Violations / IRC Spamming
« on: July 10, 2014, 11:42:22 pm »
Wasn't sure where to post this.
Just thought I'd suggest that IRC have some sort of anti-spam? Because this:
I'm not pointing fingers at anyone specific (everyone kept changing nicks, so its hard to say who spammed what) and I know I spam sometimes ("POW, BLAM, MUTTON" etc) I just thought this should be dealt with, as its irritating to see when I'm actually trying to speak to someone ig or on irc.
Just thought I'd suggest that IRC have some sort of anti-spam? Because this:
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[11:25.50] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.50] <%ECNR2> joao_fcmb (6) - if admins come
[11:25.51] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.51] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.51] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.52] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.53] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.53] <%ECNR2> joao_fcmb (6) - u will be questioned
[11:25.53] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.54] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.55] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.55] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.56] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.56] <%ECNR2> Chohan (0) - Lol
[11:25.56] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.57] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
[11:25.58] <+Mert> HELLO FORUMS I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU
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[11:17.53] <%ECNR2> Curosity(IRC) i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.54] <+Curosity> !say i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.54] <%ECNR1> Curosity(IRC) i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.55] <+Curosity> !say i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.55] <%ECNR2> Curosity(IRC) i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.55] <+Curosity> !say i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.55] <%ECNR1> Curosity(IRC) i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.56] <+Curosity> !say i suk the biggest d*ck
[11:17.56] <%ECNR2> Curosity(IRC) i suk the biggest d*ck
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[11:18.11] 00<09+Mert> !say I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.11] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Mert(IRC) I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.11] 08<that_guy> jesus f*cking christ
[11:18.12] 00<09+Mert> Hi
[11:18.12] 00<09+Mert> Hi
[11:18.13] 00<09+Mert> Hi
[11:18.13] 00<09+Mert> Hi
[11:18.14] 00<09+Mert> !say I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.14] 08<that_guy> admins
[11:18.14] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Mert(IRC) I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.15] 00<09+Mert> !say I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.15] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Mert(IRC) I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.16] 00<09+Mert> !say I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.16] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Mert(IRC) I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.17] 08<that_guy> get here
[11:18.17] 00<09+Mert> !say I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.17] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Mert(IRC) I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.18] 00<09+Mert> !say I SUCK C*CK
[11:18.18] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Mert(IRC) I SUCK C*CK
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[11:18.45] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.45] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Yousef[POW](IRC) MAW MAW MAW
[11:18.45] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.45] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.45] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.46] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.46] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.46] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.46] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.47] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.47] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.47] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.47] 00<08%ECNR2> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.48] 00<09+Curosity> !say i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
[11:18.48] 00<08%ECNR1> 9Curosity(IRC) i am in a bed with a guy named that_guy(his c*ck is awesome)
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[11:22.27] 00<09+Mert> <+Salaam> get your ticket at a 24/7 shop!
[11:22.29] 00<09+Mert> <+Salaam> get your ticket at a 24/7 shop!
[11:22.30] 00<09+Mert> <+Salaam> get your ticket at a 24/7 shop!
[11:22.30] 00<09+Mert> <+Salaam> get your ticket at a 24/7 shop!
[11:22.30] 00<09+Mert> <+Salaam> get your ticket at a 24/7 shop!
I'm not pointing fingers at anyone specific (everyone kept changing nicks, so its hard to say who spammed what) and I know I spam sometimes ("POW, BLAM, MUTTON" etc) I just thought this should be dealt with, as its irritating to see when I'm actually trying to speak to someone ig or on irc.
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Introductions / Re: Yo
« on: July 05, 2014, 09:06:35 pm »
Hello there good sir, I humbly welcome you to ECNR.
May I offer you some tea? or some mutton maybe?
May I offer you some tea? or some mutton maybe?
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Friday Festival / Re: Week 1 - FnF - 04/07/14
« on: July 04, 2014, 12:09:41 pm »
Wow, these sound awesome, I'll try my best to actually attend this time.
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