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Forum Games / Your momma jokes
« on: October 03, 2012, 02:09:35 pm »
Your Mom's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
BE CREATIVE
BE CREATIVE
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ECNR Suggestions / Getting score for killing cops.
« on: October 03, 2012, 07:59:44 am »
My suggestion is simple.
Red criminals should get score for killing cops, mainly because: as soon as you get red you will have the problem of the cops always being on ya ass, you wont have any time to do a robbery or a Terrorist attack.
you are not able to make score when getting chased.
so i say: Give the red score for killing cops BUT restrict this for when they get 300 score or more this to make sure it wont be abused, since 300 score is the req for reg i think this is a very good guideline
Tell me what ya think
Red criminals should get score for killing cops, mainly because: as soon as you get red you will have the problem of the cops always being on ya ass, you wont have any time to do a robbery or a Terrorist attack.
you are not able to make score when getting chased.
so i say: Give the red score for killing cops BUT restrict this for when they get 300 score or more this to make sure it wont be abused, since 300 score is the req for reg i think this is a very good guideline
Tell me what ya think
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The ECNR YouTube / [Pending Moderation] My app for a vid
« on: September 23, 2012, 12:57:39 am »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x-3GGlNXJo&feature=youtu.be
Name Introducing: Paranoid, a ECNR member
Name Introducing: Paranoid, a ECNR member
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General Server Discussion / Hitler does Gangnam style!
« on: September 19, 2012, 09:32:37 am »
http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/6358781/bafb4b02/hitler_doet_gangnam_style.html
Hitler doing dem gangnam stylez
Hitler doing dem gangnam stylez
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General Server Discussion / Congratz Aaron.
« on: September 11, 2012, 10:12:38 pm »
congratulation aaron_ewing on your adminship.
do your job with honour.
(did this since nobody else did it)
do your job with honour.
(did this since nobody else did it)
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General Server Discussion / currently inactive due to internship.
« on: September 11, 2012, 10:11:49 pm »
i will be less active since i have a 5 day, 8 till 5 internship.
it started this week. and currently i am tired as fuck.
maybe when i get used to the rithme i will be back more active but currently i am tired as fuck when i return home.
Greetz Paranoid
it started this week. and currently i am tired as fuck.
maybe when i get used to the rithme i will be back more active but currently i am tired as fuck when i return home.
Greetz Paranoid
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General Server Discussion / How i return the favor of Nickalert spam
« on: September 06, 2012, 05:56:56 pm »
well read the story and you will understand
this is how to troll
11(18:38:47) <09+Saw> q jvfodp[ bhfieowpq[] bghfuiowpqa[ bgyrueiwopq BGYRE9W0Q BGHFUE0W-Q BGYFUEIWOAP[ bgyfuioswp[a bgyrueiowpa bgfueisoap;' bbgfuidosp;' bhgfudisoa:" bvhjdksla;' NVHUFIDSOPA;' NVJCDKSLA;/b vhfdisopa;' bhvjdsoap; b bhvfidosap bvghfdjskal:
11(18:38:51) <09+Saw> O_O
11(18:38:52) <09+Paranoid> Ey saw
11(18:38:53) <09+Paranoid> ODNT
11(18:38:54) <09+Paranoid> DONT
11(18:38:56) <09+Paranoid> AINT COOL
11(18:39:00) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:39:02) <09+Paranoid> you nickalerted me like 20 times there
11(18:39:09) <09+Saw> how
11(18:39:18) <09+Paranoid> go read
11(18:39:22) <09+Saw> i didnt say your name
11(18:39:26) <09+Paranoid> read it
11(18:39:29) <09+Paranoid> READ IT GOOD
11(18:39:55) <09+Beadle> Who is here
11(18:39:56) <09+Beadle> Saw?
11(18:39:57) <09+Beadle> k
11(18:40:08) <09+Saw> i still dont see your name
11(18:40:12) <09+Saw>
11(18:40:19) <09+Saw> anyway sorry didnt mean too
11(18:40:29) <09+Paranoid> LOL i just wasted a few seconds of your life XD
11(18:40:39) <09+Saw> bitch
11(18:40:45) <09+Paranoid> hahahahhaa
11(18:40:50) <09+Paranoid> Trolololololol
His revenge
11(18:41:02) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:02) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1336 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:02) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:03) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:03) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:04) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:05) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:05) <09+Paranoid> yeah
11(18:41:05) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:06) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:08) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:08) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1337 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:10) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:10) <09+Beadle> Spam
11(18:41:11) <09+Beadle> Reported
11(18:41:14) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:14) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1338 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:15) <09+Beadle> You have 1 warning
11(18:41:16) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:18) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:20) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:20) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1339 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:22) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:24) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:26) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:26) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1340 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:28) <09+Paranoid> .down Saw
11(18:41:28) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:30) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:32) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:32) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1341 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:34) <09+Saw> ok
11(18:41:36) <09+Saw> i just nick alerted you 20 times P:
this is how i TOOK my revenge back
11(18:42:43) <09+Paranoid> Well yesterday i saw a HUGE ASS saw in the shed
11(18:42:49) <09+Saw> oh anyway Paranoid, lol, how have yove been?
11(18:42:56) <09+Saw> you've*
11(18:43:11) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:43:18) <09+Paranoid> so i took that saw and started sawing some planks out of a log i saw on the ground
11(18:43:23) <09+Saw> injoy your food Beadle|food
11(18:43:44) <09+Saw> really
11(18:43:46) <09+Saw> !!!!!!
11(18:43:48) <09+Paranoid> while i was sawing the planks my friend sawhn walked in with a gread idea
11(18:43:52) <09+Saw> your nickalerting me
11(18:43:54) <09+Paranoid> greatI
11(18:43:55) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:44:03) <09+Saw> and
11(18:44:10) <09+Paranoid> LETS SAW A WOMAN IN HALF he said
11(18:44:17) <09+Paranoid> well i was like
11(18:44:20) <09+Saw> i know your doing it on purpose
11(18:44:21) <09+Paranoid> LETS SAW THAT BITCH IN HALF
11(18:44:39) <09+GoR> Loooooooooooooool;/
11(18:44:58) <09+Paranoid> soo me and my friend started looking for a nice women to saw in half
11(18:45:20) <09+Saw> I was paranoid that my paranoid brother would be pulled over by a stupid paranoid officer
11(18:45:23) <09+Saw> XD
11(18:45:26) <09+Paranoid> after a while we came accros a lovely lady which i never saw before
11(18:45:44) <09+Paranoid> so me and my friend followed here a bit
11(18:46:05) <09+Paranoid> and all of a sudden we saw this HUGEE guy with a big axe
11(18:46:22) <09+Saw> im putting Paranoid on my ignore list
11(18:46:31) <09+Paranoid> but still we needed a woman to saw in half so after a while she stopped at a shop
11(18:46:48) <09+Paranoid> we saw her buying a nice pink sweather and some pink socks
11(18:47:16) <09+Paranoid> at the checkout we confronted her with out plan... after she saw the scetch my friend had drawn she agreed
11(18:47:17) <09+Paranoid> soo
11(18:47:20) <09+Paranoid> the next week
11(18:47:36) <09+Paranoid> we started practicing the sawing in half of a woman.... and now
11(18:47:49) <09+Paranoid> my friend Teller and me Pen... are master magicians
this is how to troll
11(18:38:47) <09+Saw> q jvfodp[ bhfieowpq[] bghfuiowpqa[ bgyrueiwopq BGYRE9W0Q BGHFUE0W-Q BGYFUEIWOAP[ bgyfuioswp[a bgyrueiowpa bgfueisoap;' bbgfuidosp;' bhgfudisoa:" bvhjdksla;' NVHUFIDSOPA;' NVJCDKSLA;/b vhfdisopa;' bhvjdsoap; b bhvfidosap bvghfdjskal:
11(18:38:51) <09+Saw> O_O
11(18:38:52) <09+Paranoid> Ey saw
11(18:38:53) <09+Paranoid> ODNT
11(18:38:54) <09+Paranoid> DONT
11(18:38:56) <09+Paranoid> AINT COOL
11(18:39:00) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:39:02) <09+Paranoid> you nickalerted me like 20 times there
11(18:39:09) <09+Saw> how
11(18:39:18) <09+Paranoid> go read
11(18:39:22) <09+Saw> i didnt say your name
11(18:39:26) <09+Paranoid> read it
11(18:39:29) <09+Paranoid> READ IT GOOD
11(18:39:55) <09+Beadle> Who is here
11(18:39:56) <09+Beadle> Saw?
11(18:39:57) <09+Beadle> k
11(18:40:08) <09+Saw> i still dont see your name
11(18:40:12) <09+Saw>
11(18:40:19) <09+Saw> anyway sorry didnt mean too
11(18:40:29) <09+Paranoid> LOL i just wasted a few seconds of your life XD
11(18:40:39) <09+Saw> bitch
11(18:40:45) <09+Paranoid> hahahahhaa
11(18:40:50) <09+Paranoid> Trolololololol
His revenge
11(18:41:02) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:02) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1336 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:02) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:03) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:03) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:04) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:05) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:05) <09+Paranoid> yeah
11(18:41:05) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:06) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:08) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:08) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1337 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:10) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:10) <09+Beadle> Spam
11(18:41:11) <09+Beadle> Reported
11(18:41:14) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:14) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1338 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:15) <09+Beadle> You have 1 warning
11(18:41:16) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:18) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:20) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:20) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1339 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:22) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:24) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:26) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:26) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1340 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:28) <09+Paranoid> .down Saw
11(18:41:28) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:30) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
11(18:41:32) <09+Saw> Paranoid,
3(18:41:32) 7[NICKALERT]10 Saw 3has alerted you in10 #ECNR3. You have been nickalerted10 1341 3times. (Network10 Enigmatic-IRC3)
11(18:41:34) <09+Saw> ok
11(18:41:36) <09+Saw> i just nick alerted you 20 times P:
this is how i TOOK my revenge back
11(18:42:43) <09+Paranoid> Well yesterday i saw a HUGE ASS saw in the shed
11(18:42:49) <09+Saw> oh anyway Paranoid, lol, how have yove been?
11(18:42:56) <09+Saw> you've*
11(18:43:11) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:43:18) <09+Paranoid> so i took that saw and started sawing some planks out of a log i saw on the ground
11(18:43:23) <09+Saw> injoy your food Beadle|food
11(18:43:44) <09+Saw> really
11(18:43:46) <09+Saw> !!!!!!
11(18:43:48) <09+Paranoid> while i was sawing the planks my friend sawhn walked in with a gread idea
11(18:43:52) <09+Saw> your nickalerting me
11(18:43:54) <09+Paranoid> greatI
11(18:43:55) <09+Saw> lol
11(18:44:03) <09+Saw> and
11(18:44:10) <09+Paranoid> LETS SAW A WOMAN IN HALF he said
11(18:44:17) <09+Paranoid> well i was like
11(18:44:20) <09+Saw> i know your doing it on purpose
11(18:44:21) <09+Paranoid> LETS SAW THAT BITCH IN HALF
11(18:44:39) <09+GoR> Loooooooooooooool;/
11(18:44:58) <09+Paranoid> soo me and my friend started looking for a nice women to saw in half
11(18:45:20) <09+Saw> I was paranoid that my paranoid brother would be pulled over by a stupid paranoid officer
11(18:45:23) <09+Saw> XD
11(18:45:26) <09+Paranoid> after a while we came accros a lovely lady which i never saw before
11(18:45:44) <09+Paranoid> so me and my friend followed here a bit
11(18:46:05) <09+Paranoid> and all of a sudden we saw this HUGEE guy with a big axe
11(18:46:22) <09+Saw> im putting Paranoid on my ignore list
11(18:46:31) <09+Paranoid> but still we needed a woman to saw in half so after a while she stopped at a shop
11(18:46:48) <09+Paranoid> we saw her buying a nice pink sweather and some pink socks
11(18:47:16) <09+Paranoid> at the checkout we confronted her with out plan... after she saw the scetch my friend had drawn she agreed
11(18:47:17) <09+Paranoid> soo
11(18:47:20) <09+Paranoid> the next week
11(18:47:36) <09+Paranoid> we started practicing the sawing in half of a woman.... and now
11(18:47:49) <09+Paranoid> my friend Teller and me Pen... are master magicians
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General Server Discussion / HALP MEH [solved]
« on: September 06, 2012, 11:37:57 am »
when i start up samp and choose server i only will get some black loading thingy's and then it just stops...
i dont know why this happends
i dont know why this happends
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Modifications / Paranoids Special weapon pack!
« on: August 03, 2012, 03:58:03 pm »* NOTE: I DID NOT MADE THIS MODS, i just put my favorites together for you *
Hellow and welcome.
A while back i took the liberty of making a pack of weapons that i imported from other weapon packs.
I mainly used Grim weapon packs with some others.
this pack includes some very detailed and nice weapons.
some pictures from Grim weapon pack.
* The Download link *
https://rapidshare.com/files/2363282341/Paranoids%20Special%20Weapon%20pack.rar
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General Server Discussion / HOLIDAYS FAKKERS
« on: July 20, 2012, 07:07:50 am »
i will be gone for some time from next saturday (21 july)
BOOBS
BOOBS
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Introduction Topics / Well Hellow there, how are ya doing
« on: July 16, 2012, 10:07:15 pm »
hallow my name is Paranoid
i am a 17 Year old boy that lives in the netherlands,
i came here together with watakiwatako.
i come from a Samp background on Byrner his now death server.
i was a admin there in the last moments of the servers life, it was a difficult but rewarding time.
now i am here to make a fresh start and to learn to know new people.
i think you could describe my personality with 5 descriptions..
Likeable
loveable
easy going
a guy you can hardly get into a fight with
and just plain awesome
well i hope you learned a tad
i am a 17 Year old boy that lives in the netherlands,
i came here together with watakiwatako.
i come from a Samp background on Byrner his now death server.
i was a admin there in the last moments of the servers life, it was a difficult but rewarding time.
now i am here to make a fresh start and to learn to know new people.
i think you could describe my personality with 5 descriptions..
Likeable
loveable
easy going
a guy you can hardly get into a fight with
and just plain awesome
well i hope you learned a tad
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Introductions / well this is me :D
« on: July 16, 2012, 09:06:21 pm »
hallow my name is Paranoid
i am a 17 Year old boy that lives in the netherlands,
i came here together with watakiwatako.
i come from a Samp background on Byrner his now death server.
i was a admin there in the last moments of the servers life, it was a difficult but rewarding time.
now i am here to make a fresh start and to learn to know new people.
i think you could describe my personality with 5 descriptions..
Likeable
loveable
easy going
a guy you can hardly get into a fight with
and just plain awesome
well i hope you learned a tad
i am a 17 Year old boy that lives in the netherlands,
i came here together with watakiwatako.
i come from a Samp background on Byrner his now death server.
i was a admin there in the last moments of the servers life, it was a difficult but rewarding time.
now i am here to make a fresh start and to learn to know new people.
i think you could describe my personality with 5 descriptions..
Likeable
loveable
easy going
a guy you can hardly get into a fight with
and just plain awesome
well i hope you learned a tad
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