Just like to wish Mr. Tom Fox, aka LSPDChiefOfPolice a happy 33rd birthday! This calls for one thing...
Birthday Mutton!
I would have done a better job Photo-shopping this, but I don't have Photoshop, so yeah. Sorry about that.
I literally had to use Microsoft Word to edit those candles in, because all the software on my computer fucked off on the one time I needed it.