I decided to have a out of the blue roleplay fight with marshall, this is how it went.
(12:28:19) <Paranoid> DING DING DING
(12:28:22) <Paranoid> ROUND 1
(12:28:23) <Paranoid> FIGHT
(12:28:33) <Marshall> HHEE
(12:28:44) * Paranoid Punches Marshall in the face with a Huge Uppercut
(12:29:10) <Paranoid> Roleplay Your way out of this fight
(12:29:20) * Paranoid Marshall takes heavy damage and falls to the ground
(12:30:40) * Marshall gets up and throws my pokeball' at Paranoid's head and say's Go Jigglypuff!
(12:31:21) * Paranoid Kicks the living shit out of JIgglypuff
(12:31:25) * Paranoid Jigglypuff faints
(12:32:19) * Marshall returns jigglypuff to it's pokeball and takes out pokeball and says "Go Squirtle"!
(12:32:39) * Marshall tells Squirtle to use water attack!
(12:32:59) * Marshall Paranoid faints and drowns from all the water!
(12:33:00) * Paranoid is dutch so he can swim, Water attack does no damage
(12:35:23) * Paranoid Paranoid Slowly swims to Squirtle and grabs squirtle by the shell
(12:35:47) * Marshall runs and grabs on to squirtle for dear life!
(12:36:04) * Marshall return to your pokeball squirtle!
(12:36:07) * Paranoid Is holding on to squirtle
(12:36:20) * Marshall squirtle gets back in!
(12:36:22) * Paranoid gets sucked into the pokeball with squirtle
(12:36:36) * Marshall wins
(12:37:11) * Paranoid Kicks the living shit out of squirtle and uses Pickacu his technique to get out of the pokeball
(12:37:27) * Paranoid Marshall is stunned by the explosion in his pants
(12:38:30) * Marshall faints
(12:38:50) * Marshall and goes unconsusions
(12:38:59) * Paranoid Grabs Marshall and throws him over the shoulder
(12:39:20) * Paranoid Climbs the Empire state building with Marshall on his back
(12:39:44) * Paranoid reaches the top and is preparing for his final attack on Marshall
(12:41:03) * Marshall then out of nowhere captain american flys and grabs Marshall by his leg and gets him to safety.
(12:41:41) * Paranoid takes out a 0.50 Cal Barreta and Aims for Captain america's head
(12:41:46) * Paranoid pulls the trigger
(12:43:29) * Marshall captain america falls out of the sky and Marshall is safe on the on the ground
(12:43:50) * Marshall runs quickly to a car and hotwires it and drives away
(12:44:16) * Paranoid Suprisingly Transformes into a Huge Eagle
(12:44:30) * Paranoid Flies away and goes towards Marshall and his car
(12:45:09) * Marshall transformes his car into a tank
(12:45:36) * Marshall attaches guided rocket on to it
(12:45:43) * Paranoid Is scared by the sudden transformation of the car
(12:45:54) * Marshall blasts Paranoid out of the sky.
(12:46:26) * Paranoid Is laying wounded and bleeding on the floor
(12:46:34) * Paranoid he transforms back to a Normal person
(12:46:50) * Marshall quickly gets out
(12:47:07) * Marshall runs up to Paranoid and stabs him with a stake and a hammer
(12:47:24) * Marshall yell's "Die Vampire, DIE!
(12:47:47) * Paranoid is sad that marshall could not see the difference between a Wereeagle and a Vampire
(12:48:07) * Paranoid blows out his last breath and dies peacefully
(12:48:50) * Marshall says bye friend.