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Deadpros got 3 tits?
If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
8)
done what i done
Why is a person a person adn two persons two people?
Say what the F***.
Why am i the most stupidest guy in the world. ( IAM FYI!)
Cause God made you that way!
Am I the sexist person alive?
Yes, After Hitler.
Why we have only 1 steering in a car?
Because the other wheels are put on the chassis of the car.
If god is omnipotent, can he make something that he cannot lift?
if he makes 1000 like him he would lose his post..... and couldnt lift em
Why dahell is hell an hellish hell and a dam a damnish damn thing?
Because Jim Carrey spelled beautiful as B E A utiful in Bruce Almighty.
Why polar bears are white in color?
Because they want fish to think they r white powder, and run away
Why is hydrogen named hydrogen and not penis?
Because then the sun would be powered by a dick.
Why do TV remote's randomly dissapear? :(
It's the revenge of the standard tv buttons, they hate getting old and useless. :D
Why does number 23 have a load of historical coincidences, and i never see it daily?
Becase you just saw movie Number 23 and the number is now afte you.
How to piss?
type /piss
how can you fly ?
You jump from a cliff and shout I BELIVE I CAN FLY in mid air.
How can you be pro?
get hax
how can you make chaos in the city?
By being Obama bin Laden
Why are we here, where did we come from?
We are here go get fun, we came from our moms.
What is my name?!?
Availox
Why is it time?
Cause its pancakes time
Y U NO STUDY?
cus fuck school.
Where are those 20 minutes at the arrival to the moon of the first spaceguy in 1963.
In a shitty Micheal Bay movie.
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Purple.
Why did Enigma make EGC?
To ban us all
Why am I the best Shooter? After Hiredgun and TheSaint of course.
Because you suck!
Why do Americans come up with strange dishes (food/meals)
cuz they are strange
Stuff is strange
Why everyone calls robocop , robocock and many names?
(He gives good BJ?)
Because he's a rushcuffer.
Why did mert change his nick?
change your name to pro_quit
Help! What's the number for 911?
119
How many chicks i can fuck before i die?
Quote from: Mert on March 18, 2015, 09:21:17 PM
How many chicks i can fuck before i die?
over 9000
Once upon a time / there was a man named "Gerard" / Gerard was Polish.
Gerard was quite strange / he liked to diddle people / so diddle he did.
Until one fine day / from a very sticky place / Gerard shit himself.
My question is this: hw can dis coment exist if der r onli 7 Merts on urth?
Cuz Merts are awesome
Why gerrard shit on himself?
Because Polish is from Gerrard.
How can you fit a cow inside a cow inside a porcupine inside a freaking glass bottle?