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ECNR Discussion => Games => Topic started by: Varun on June 10, 2013, 06:13:18 pm
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer.
Everyone must have to respond to the question posted by the previous person and leave a question for the next.
Deadpros got 3 tits?
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If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?
8)
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done what i done
Why is a person a person adn two persons two people?
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Say what the F***.
Why am i the most stupidest guy in the world. ( IAM FYI!)
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Cause God made you that way!
Am I the sexist person alive?
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Yes, After Hitler.
Why we have only 1 steering in a car?
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Because the other wheels are put on the chassis of the car.
If god is omnipotent, can he make something that he cannot lift?
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if he makes 1000 like him he would lose his post..... and couldnt lift em
Why dahell is hell an hellish hell and a dam a damnish damn thing?
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Because Jim Carrey spelled beautiful as B E A utiful in Bruce Almighty.
Why polar bears are white in color?
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Because they want fish to think they r white powder, and run away
Why is hydrogen named hydrogen and not penis?
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Because then the sun would be powered by a dick.
Why do TV remote's randomly dissapear? :(
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It's the revenge of the standard tv buttons, they hate getting old and useless. :D
Why does number 23 have a load of historical coincidences, and i never see it daily?
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Becase you just saw movie Number 23 and the number is now afte you.
How to piss?
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type /piss
how can you fly ?
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You jump from a cliff and shout I BELIVE I CAN FLY in mid air.
How can you be pro?
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get hax
how can you make chaos in the city?
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By being Obama bin Laden
Why are we here, where did we come from?
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We are here go get fun, we came from our moms.
What is my name?!?
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Availox
Why is it time?
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Cause its pancakes time
Y U NO STUDY?
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cus fuck school.
Where are those 20 minutes at the arrival to the moon of the first spaceguy in 1963.
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In a shitty Micheal Bay movie.
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
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Purple.
Why did Enigma make EGC?
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To ban us all
Why am I the best Shooter? After Hiredgun and TheSaint of course.
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Because you suck!
Why do Americans come up with strange dishes (food/meals)
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cuz they are strange
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Stuff is strange
Why everyone calls robocop , robocock and many names?
(He gives good BJ?)
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Because he's a rushcuffer.
Why did mert change his nick?
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change your name to pro_quit
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Help! What's the number for 911?
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119
How many chicks i can fuck before i die?
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How many chicks i can fuck before i die?
over 9000
Once upon a time / there was a man named "Gerard" / Gerard was Polish.
Gerard was quite strange / he liked to diddle people / so diddle he did.
Until one fine day / from a very sticky place / Gerard shit himself.
My question is this: hw can dis coment exist if der r onli 7 Merts on urth?
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Cuz Merts are awesome
Why gerrard shit on himself?
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Because Polish is from Gerrard.
How can you fit a cow inside a cow inside a porcupine inside a freaking glass bottle?